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Topic: Awkward Experience For Spandex Cyclist

Posted on: 17th Dec 2007 8:42 AM    Quote and Reply


she's is a 'he' or a tranny?


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Posted on: 17th Dec 2007 5:56 PM    Quote and Reply


He masturbated.


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Posted on: 17th Dec 2007 6:32 PM    Quote and Reply


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Posted on: 5th Jun 2019 7:47 AM    Quote and Reply


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"Formerly posted by chyelee:

I guess maybe it is the fact that the dick head is in constant rubbing against the spandex tights that triggered the erection.


Wear dark colored tights so that when you ejaculate, it won't be so obvious, did anyone of you out there ejaculated in your spandex tights?


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Posted on: 5th Jun 2019 12:32 PM    Quote and Reply


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"Formerly posted by chyelee:

Hello to all, fellow cyclists:


Have you been in a situation where you have uncontrolled erection while cycling in spandex.  Will i get into trouble?


How to get out of such an awkward situation


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Already encountered that before end of first road bike trip done in bermudas? Thta one done solo, end up bought spandex.

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Posted on: 5th Jun 2019 12:34 PM    Quote and Reply


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"Formerly posted by chyelee:

Hi I am 28, finished NUS in 2003, now working liao.


Still i am trying to avoid such a situation, really awkward to have people staring at you.


 


 


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Any ladies clapping hands for you?

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Posted on: 5th Jun 2019 12:35 PM    Quote and Reply


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"Formerly posted by edmundtan:

1. Go take a pee.


2. Stop doping on Viagra, Cialis, etc.


3. Stop thinking dirty thoughts


4. Wear MTB cargo pants


 


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Either you cut and paste, or very experienced?

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Posted on: 5th Jun 2019 12:36 PM    Quote and Reply


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"Formerly posted by huoji:

Relax first, then imagine it with the grossing person you know. Somehow, i also think it helps if you are standing but the torso is lean slightly forward.


Interesting that cycling can make it erect. Usually its the other way round??


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Wait till you tried other cycling techniques?

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Posted on: 5th Jun 2019 12:38 PM    Quote and Reply


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"Formerly posted by chdennis: on the contrary....think more erotically and ejaculate quickly. The discharge should be safely absorbed by the spandex material and thus resolve your awkward situation."
Better to think road safety first while cycling?

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Posted on: 5th Jun 2019 12:41 PM    Quote and Reply


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"Formerly posted by chyelee:

Hi:


Actually on the contrary, ejaculating in spandex will put you in an even more awkward situation.  I had experienced such situations.  The discharge will not be fully absorbed by the spandex material, instead it will seep through the spandex to form big sticky, creamy patch in front of your spandex.


Now, u will definitely be embarrassed.


 


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Thats the main reason it is common to find the spandex in the vicinity, a black/darker colour.

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