Loading

Topic: Awkward Experience For Spandex Cyclist

Posted on: 11th Oct 2006 10:15 PM    Quote and Reply

Hello to all, fellow cyclists:

Have you been in a situation where you have uncontrolled erection while cycling in spandex.  Will i get into trouble?

How to get out of such an awkward situation

Thanks

 

 

 

Regular Forumer
31 posts
Forum Rep: 0

Singapore
Posted on: 11th Oct 2006 10:21 PM    Quote and Reply


Think really hard ... that should get the blood to flow into the other head ... lol ... Sorry man ... I just can't pass this up ... too hard to resist ... Cheers ... Hope you find the answer you are looking for ...

Freshie Forumer
7 posts
Forum Rep: 0

Singapore
Posted on: 11th Oct 2006 11:11 PM    Quote and Reply


usually when cycling the blood flow is sufficiently disrupted for me. and he is sufficiently well trained. may i ask, how old r u?

also, what saddle r u using? looks like it's a really power saddle man!

 

seriously, if on bike, dun get off, or put the bike in between. if anyone really wanna look at IT, u can't stop them.

 

if zharbor stare, just wink at them. serves them right. some are really perverted anyway  

Lor Sor Forumer
430 posts
Forum Rep: 0

Singapore
Riding:
Posted on: 12th Oct 2006 1:41 PM    Quote and Reply


Hi I am 28, finished NUS in 2003, now working liao.

Still i am trying to avoid such a situation, really awkward to have people staring at you.

 

 

Regular Forumer
31 posts
Forum Rep: 0

Singapore
Posted on: 12th Oct 2006 2:00 PM    Quote and Reply


1. Go take a pee.

2. Stop doping on Viagra, Cialis, etc.

3. Stop thinking dirty thoughts

4. Wear MTB cargo pants

 

Lor Sor Forumer
433 posts
Forum Rep: 0

Singapore
Riding:
Posted on: 12th Oct 2006 2:34 PM    Quote and Reply


more pressure on the saddle should work.

Senior Forumer
3,662 posts
Forum Rep: 0

Singapore
Riding:
Posted on: 12th Oct 2006 3:11 PM    Quote and Reply


Relax first, then imagine it with the grossing person you know. Somehow, i also think it helps if you are standing but the torso is lean slightly forward.

Interesting that cycling can make it erect. Usually its the other way round??

Senior Forumer
124 posts
Forum Rep: 2


Posted on: 12th Oct 2006 3:24 PM    Quote and Reply


on the contrary....think more erotically and ejaculate quickly. The discharge should be safely absorbed by the spandex material and thus resolve your awkward situation.


"Can't shit dun blame the hard floor"
Old Salt Forumer
1,336 posts
Forum Rep: 3

Singapore
Riding:
Posted on: 12th Oct 2006 4:18 PM    Quote and Reply


Hi:

Actually on the contrary, ejaculating in spandex will put you in an even more awkward situation.  I had experienced such situations.  The discharge will not be fully absorbed by the spandex material, instead it will seep through the spandex to form big sticky, creamy patch in front of your spandex.

Now, u will definitely be embarrassed.

 

Regular Forumer
31 posts
Forum Rep: 0

Singapore
Posted on: 12th Oct 2006 4:34 PM    Quote and Reply


hmmm....i could have swore it's written "quick absorbent" some where


"Can't shit dun blame the hard floor"
Old Salt Forumer
1,336 posts
Forum Rep: 3

Singapore
Riding:
Posted on: 12th Oct 2006 4:36 PM    Quote and Reply


....and from your posts, looks like you have encountered this often......could it be spandex fetish??  


"Can't shit dun blame the hard floor"
Old Salt Forumer
1,336 posts
Forum Rep: 3

Singapore
Riding:
Login to see your Forum Rankings