Subject: Awkward Experience For Spandex Cyclist

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Awkward Experience For Spandex Cyclist

Posted on: 5th Jun 2019 12:55 PM    Quote and Reply


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"Formerly posted by Maskrider:

So simple no need to go until that extend.... How to prevent erection when wearing cycling spandex, right? Masturbate before every ride. You know, clean the pipes out before wearing tight fitting sexy cycling pants. If erection still persist during the ride then masturbate twice before every ride. The whole logic is to put the bugger to sleep first before the ride via masturbating. If erection still persist then maybe 3 times might be the charm. If erection still persist then keep masturbating until it is well taken care of. Have fun!


 


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Can be too tired/fatigued to cycle?

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Posted on: 5th Jun 2019 12:52 PM    Quote and Reply


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"Formerly posted by xALmoN: so that i know i'm still functional.
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Do not be too worried. 

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Posted on: 5th Jun 2019 12:51 PM    Quote and Reply


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"Formerly posted by Xanforce:
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"Formerly posted by xALmoN:

frankly, i've never experienced an erection while riding before...


All the hotties at ecp, and i have NEVER had an erection while riding before. I don't know how anyone is able to have an erection while riding. I need to find out how! 


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Lol Tai Zhou hahahs why u wanna have 1 while riding sia ???


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For mounting extra front light?

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Posted on: 5th Jun 2019 12:50 PM    Quote and Reply


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"Formerly posted by xALmoN:

frankly, i've never experienced an erection while riding before...


All the hotties at ecp, and i have NEVER had an erection while riding before. I don't know how anyone is able to have an erection while riding. I need to find out how! 


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Can also be after the cycling done.

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Posted on: 5th Jun 2019 12:48 PM    Quote and Reply


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"Formerly posted by shanghai:

I'm thinking - if you're cycling in Spandex, you should be going pretty fast.


If you're going pretty fast, no one can really see your tentpoled crotch.


If no one can see it, you should not worry.


Unless you kena a red light.


 


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Can be more obvious just after stopping for red traffic lights?

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Posted on: 11th Oct 2006 10:15 PM        

Hello to all, fellow cyclists:

Have you been in a situation where you have uncontrolled erection while cycling in spandex.  Will i get into trouble?

How to get out of such an awkward situation

Thanks

 

 

 

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